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Once upon a time, Colin had a crush on Ed. Of course, Ed, being the pothead he was, was completely oblivious to the fact. Colin tried to give a few small hints. Letting his hand rest on Ed’s shoulder for a little too long, buying him strings if Ed was too busy himself, calling him first when arranging rehearsal... But no reaction.
Colin tried a little harder then. Leaving little ‘don’t’ forget’ notes in his guitar case, lending him his favourite book, buying him a drink in the pub. And so on. Nothing helped.
Colin grew impatient. He tried standing too close to Ed on stage, consequentially sitting next to him at the table, being all too giggly and touchy when smoking weed on the porch. Ed still looked like he hadn’t the faintest clue.
So one day, after everyone left, Colin swung Ed around, pushed him against the wall, grabbed his crotch and said: “God, Ed, if you don’t kiss me now I think I’ll lose it.” Ed smiled and said: “I thought you’d never ask, babe.” He gave Colin the best snog in the world. They fucked each other into oblivion that night and lived happily ever after.