What is Classics?

"What's Classics?" This thought seems to recurr in Jonny's mind every moment and it's bugging him a lot. He looked around the bare studios cautiously, making sure no one is sneaking behind walls and precariously walked towards his macbook. He's in atease forums in a few seconds, surprisingly fast this time. He took another look at the walls around him, just in case, and clicked on the suggestive subforum "The Classics".

He was taken aback by the titles of the threads albeit slightly disappointed that it wasn't any good ol' banjo kind of 'classics', they are all threads dripping with sex! Instinctively, he was attracted to the one that says 'Jonny Is The Sex'. He smiled to himself and was about to click it when he noticed the thread just right under it that says 'Thom Yorke and cheesecake'. He was rather amused by the title and the thought of Thom with cheesecake aroused him, making him drool a little. He quickly recollected himself lest someone comes into the room and catch him in that state. He browsed through the 1000 over pages and realised it's a sick thread about them having gay sex. Even though it says fan FICTION, he knew that it's true that he and Thom has been engaging in hot homosexual orgies for God knows how long. He started to worry about the fans knowing the truth about them all being whores and wondered if Stanley really did hide a camera in the cracks of the wall now and then whenever he and Thom are having a fucking great time. Man, some of the so called fiction are spot-on!

He randomly clicked on a page and right before him appeared a particularly hardcore piece about he and Thom fucking in the crowded broken-down subway. He brushed away his fringe and sniggered to himself, perhaps he could print this out for reference. It's high time they have some new exciting positions and all and since it's the new year, he thought he might just surprise Thom with this piece of 'cheesecake'. Excitedly, he blushed and thought about all the possibilities when he heard someone at the door.

"What are you printing, Jonny??" Thom's inquisitive voice made him jumped a little.
"erm, just browsing for some tabs for my new banjo..." Jonny replied with haste and flashed a smile at Thom.
Upon hearing about banjo, Thom dismissed it as boring stuff and left Jonny to himself, without forgetting to give Jonny a quick peck on his ruddy cheeks before leaving.

As Thom skipped out of the room in a jolly manner, Jonny smiled to himself. He can't wait to give Thom his surprise.