One time in the summer when jonny took Colin and Thom with him to buy old jazz records Thom got stung by a bee in the nipple.
Thom was walking behind them, looking at a kid with large orange glasses, who reminded him surpringly much of jonny for being a fat asian kid, so the other ones didn't notice him shouting in agony until about a minute later.
First people were going to come to Thom's aid but when they came closer they got frightened because of his obvious wonkyness and how he was shouting "My nipple! Fucking hell, will someone help my fucking nipple!"
After asking Thom multiple questions about his nipple, the Greenwood brothers were finally convinced after thom raised his shirt, revealing a scattered light brown bush of chest hair and a large red nipple the size of a thumb, that he had indeed been stung by a bee.
They had no idea what to do... they had never dealt with a situation like this and clearly no one around them was going to help them. The people on the street looked even more scared than Thom.
"Don't just stand there and watch, you wankers, help me"
"to be honest Thom I don't know what else to do but get you home" Colin said with a guilty frown
Jonny sat on the ground, watching them, biting his thumbnail
"Help me pick him up, jonny"
Jonny stopped biting his nail and gave Colin a frightened expression
"I think I know what we can do"
"What, Jonny?"
Thom was still screaming in pain on the ground, squeezing Colin's hand
"I think I saw it on television sometime... about these things. We're supposed to suck the venom out"
Colin shook his head
"No, Jon, that's for venomous bites, not bee stings. Plus, we can't just go sucking his nipple in the middle of the street!"
"Do you know any other ways to get him to stop screaming?"
Colin felt like Jonny had winked him for a slight second
"PLEASE, THE PAIN'S NOT GOING AWAY!!!!" Thom continuously shouted, while waving his hands around, accidentally slapping and elderly woman passing by.
Colin jumped on Thom and held his hands down
"Thom, Thom, Thom you have to calm down!"
"NOOOOOOOO"
Colin stared at the nipple. He could almost see it swelling up in front of his eyes.
"Oh, god..."
to be continued...
Sunday, August 5, 2007
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